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Issue date: 10/5/07 Section: News
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Faculty member Brad Anderson makes a play during the Annual Faculty/Staff vs Lady Coyotes softball game during Homecoming week.
Faculty member Brad Anderson makes a play during the Annual Faculty/Staff vs Lady Coyotes softball game during Homecoming week.
Top 10 Reasons that the Faculty/Staff Softball Team Lost to the Lady Coyotes

10. Too many (one) Y chromosomes on the Lady Coyotes team.

9. Too many Y chromosomes on the Faculty/
Staff team. (Yea, Carla!)

8. Failure of Coach King to understand that the tradition of the game includes her team losing.

7. Failure of Lady Coyotes to be properly intimidated by people who control their grades.

6. Failure of the umpire to be influenced by bribes.

5. Unsympathetic attitude of Lady Coyotes
toward old people.

4. Overly-sympathetic attitude of Faculty/Staff players toward young people.

3. Preoccupation of Faculty/Staff players with food right behind their dugout (Thanks, Jane and Bob!)

2. Superior non-uniforms of the Lady Coyotes.

1. Superior talent of the Lady Coyotes.
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